that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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