So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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