I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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