Your tits are I can't wait for
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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