the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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