i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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