I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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