No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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