Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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