do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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