i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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