The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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