hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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