Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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