Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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