We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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