You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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