how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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