So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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