Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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