Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize