Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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