You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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