broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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