if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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