Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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