I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
