there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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