Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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