It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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