i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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