Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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