The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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