so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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