I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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