Porn is love you can see.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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