I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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