What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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