Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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