id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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