google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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