No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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