i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
