In America we eat man semen.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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