In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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