YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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