I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
