A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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