dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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