So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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