You just made me feel so damn special
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We left the knife in your bed.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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