At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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