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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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