biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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